When you think about it,

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 01/21/2017 at 19:28 • Filed to: Saturday shitpost, Shaturday sitpost

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The Piston Cup is kind of weird.

He did what in his cup!?

It’s like if you won a marathon or something, and someone said “here, have this sculpture of the human heart”.

I’m genuinely surprised how easy it was to find this image.

No I haven’t seen Cars too many times, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:31

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Are they even aware of what a piston is?

Die-Trying > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:40

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should be a DISH .........

S65 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/21/2017 at 19:40

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What if they are all rotary powered

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:44

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I’m pretty sure they just did it for the Adults only joke.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:44

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Yes and the people in WallE are eating dead bodies.

Really makes for a better movie no not bring logic in.

The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi) > S65 01/21/2017 at 19:44

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Your boy, BJR > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:44

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lol I was watching this with my dad once, he said “Piston cup? That’s an awful prize.” It took me a minute, but then I was rolling.

Urambo Tauro > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:46

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Waitaminit. What does that say about the Mushroom Cup, then?

Is the trophy a Toad’s head? Is it a Super Mushroom? Is there even a difference between the two? Mario, you sick bastard...

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:47

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There are lots things in the Cats universe that are odd, Flo’s gas station for example spark plugs as roof decorations, that would be like decorating a coffee shop with super sized nerves.

Alfalfa > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/21/2017 at 19:48

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That’s the thing about having a toddler who watches the same movie over and over again. You start picking it apart without even trying. I could go on for quite some time on all the things that make little or no sense in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

PS9 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/21/2017 at 19:50

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There are car-doctors in that universe, so they have to be.

PS9 > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 19:51

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Actually, a gold Human heart trophy wouldn’t be weird. It would be badass. I want a gold human heart trophy.

Alfalfa > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 01/21/2017 at 19:51

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Also, there are jet trails in the sky that look like tire marks. But they have actual planes in the movie, no flying cars...

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/21/2017 at 19:53

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2017 at 19:53

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There were a lot of adult jokes the Miatas flashing their head lights, the Porsche with the tramp stamp under the spoiler.

Alfalfa > PS9 01/21/2017 at 19:53

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I mean, I would sure think it’s cool. But I’m not going to pretend that I’m considered normal.

TheHondaBro > PS9 01/21/2017 at 19:57

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Ask Trump for his heart.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/21/2017 at 19:59

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Think about it. They were gone for at least 700 years after they were supposed to be gone for 5.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 20:01

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That’s fair. You’re bound to ask questions if you see something enough.

Frenchlicker > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 20:27

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Dear God, I do that with movies watching it the first time. How am I going to survive once I have a child of my own?

just-a-scratch > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 22:29

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An anotomically shaped heart trophy makes sense to me as for cardiovasular exercise.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Alfalfa 01/21/2017 at 22:37

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To be fair, I also wouldn’t want a cup somebody Piston.

just-a-scratch > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 01/21/2017 at 22:46

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I want to see a coffee shop decorated in giant nerves.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Alfalfa 01/22/2017 at 00:28

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Does Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

Tapas > Alfalfa 01/22/2017 at 00:49

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Pfft pistons don’t have wings either!